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Spy Box to be Installed in New Cars

April 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Car Surveillance The government is backing a project to install a “communication box” in new cars to track the whereabouts of drivers anywhere in Europe, the Guardian has reported.

Under the proposals, vehicles will emit a constant “heartbeat” revealing their location, speed and direction of travel. The EU officials behind the plan believe it will significantly reduce road accidents, congestion and carbon emissions. A consortium of manufacturers has indicated that the router device could be installed in all new cars as early as 2013.

But the Guardian has been given unpublished documents detailing the proposed uses for the system. They confirm that it could have profound implications for privacy, enabling cars to be tracked to within a metre – more accurate than current satellite navigation technologies.

The European commission has asked governments to reserve radio frequency on the 5.9 Gigahertz band, essentially setting aside a universal frequency on which CVIS technology will work.

The Department for Transport said there were no current plans to make installation of the technology mandatory. However, those involved in the project describe the UK as one of the main “state backers”. Transport for London has also hosted trials of the technology.

The government are also strongly promoting green electric cars. Could there be a link between these two proposals?

Yes , it would allow nanny to “switch off” your car if you have unpaid fines or taxes…just wait & see!

Categories: Government · Roads & Traffic · Surveillance · Technology
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Are You Talking To Me? The Government Wants to Know!

April 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Taxi Driver poster Remember Robert DeNiro’s psychotic character in the 1976 movie Taxi Driver and his classic line …“Are you talking to me?”

The EU and the UK Government are obviously fans of the movie  or, equally psychotic, because they also want to know if you are talking to me (via e-mail, texting, messaging and phone). Starting today, all UK internet users’ communications must be stored for our government to spy on.

Ed Note: It’s unclear if communication via social networking sites  such as Twitter are included in the regulation….anyone know?

The changes come in an EC directive requiring all internet service providers (ISPs) to keep the data for 12 months.

The directive already applied to telecoms providers but has now been expanded to ISPs.

The content of the communications will not be retained, but companies will be forced to keep a log of the date, time, duration and recipients on all online communications.

The Government (aka taxpayers) will cover the costs.

The new regulations came into force without a debate in parliament, having been brought in by statutory implement.

Categories: Data · Government · News · Security · Surveillance · Web
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Happy Talk to Yourself

March 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Feeling lonely? No one to chat to? Don’t worry….technology can solve this problem for you! Site Pal provides you with a menu of virtual friends. You even get to control what they say. No awkward moments or, disagreements. Just soothing acquiescence with everything you say. Who needs real friends anyway? They might tell you what you really don’t want to hear.

Just click on the picture below to give the site a try. May be particularly suited to those with schizophrenia or, bi-polar disorder or others who talk to themselves!

Talking Head

Categories: Personal · Personality · Psychology · Social Networking · Technology · Web
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Twitterati

February 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Twitter According to scientists it may be frying your brain but, the Twitterati (those who Tweet) world is expanding exponentially with new apps to support Tweeting being released almost daily:

Twitterfall is an on-screen display of live Tweets, which you can filter by #tag if you wish – a great way to follow a breaking event – and an especially good complement to television coverage.

Tweetminster is a site for MPs (and peers) who Tweet.

Cursebird  is a live compendium of people swearing on Twitter.

Twittervision is a map of the world showing Tweets as and where they appear.

Tweet Deck is a downloadable application which becomes essential once you are following more than a few people.

Tweetie and Twitteriffic and a few others are iPhone applications which help you read post and add them yourself.

Categories: Social Networking · Technology · Web
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NHS Needs New Emergency Shutdown Procedure

February 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The super, soaraway Sun reports”

 The £6billion NHS Computer System (The Spine) has crashed again, hitting eight NHS trusts. The system, which was meant to create a new super network of computers for the NHS, has crashed a dozen times in the past year. Last autumn the multi-million pound London NHS network failed on its first day.

The system first collapsed at Ipswich Hospital, Suffolk, meaning doctors could not access patient records. The problem quickly spread to seven other trust areas. 

NHS computer department Connecting for Health last night denied the network had been hacked into. It blamed an internal fault which has since been repaired.

A spokesman said: “We do not know the impact on patients at this stage.”

Perhaps the NHS doctors need to learn a new emergency shutdown & recovery procedure. It’s called “Hitting the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys” !!

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Illicit Encounters: The New Recessionista Pastime

February 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment

So what do bankers and other casualties of the bombed out financial sector do for fun in a recession? These hyperactive, testosterone filled individuals have more time on their hands as the deals dry up.

Well judging by the success of a new, online, dating agency for married individuals, the recessionistas are depleting their testosterone through illicit encounters. Apparently registered users of this new web site are predominantly from the financial sector:

Illicit Encounters

The “caring” health & safety message on the site is either sardonic humour or, an extreme form of hypocrisy

WARNING: NOT EVERYONE IS SUITED TO HAVING AN AFFAIR. THEY ARE NOT AN ALTERNATIVE TO WORKING ON OR ENDING A MARRIAGE. NOT ALL AFFAIRS HAVE A POSITIVE EFFECT ON A MARRIAGE, SOME CAN BE VERY DAMAGING. ALWAYS CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE AN AFFAIR, PLEASE SELECT YOUR PARTNER WISELY.

Click on the picture to browse the site.

Categories: Internet · Marriage · Men · Web · Women
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Don’t Pick Your Nose in Public!

February 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Technology is advancing at an amazing pace, particularly in the area of surveillance. If you think you can be discrete and pick your nose amongst a crowd….think again. The picture below was taken, using multiple images, at the Obama inauguration.

Click on the picture and this will take you to a full screen “Gigapan Viewer”. Use the controls in the top left of the screen to zoom in/out & tilt/pan. The resolution is incredible & you can zero in from the view below to a close up of an individual spectator.

So enjoy and see if you can spot the nose picking citizen!

Obama Inauguration Surveillance

Categories: Pictures · Surveillance · Technology · Web
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The NHS: Unfit for Purpose & Still Wasting Billions

January 27, 2009 · 1 Comment

I’ve not posted about the NHS for some time. It was making me too angry. I’m calmer now and my anger is directed at the incompetent, economic architect of Britain’s Boom to Bust. However, the NHS appears again to be climbing the political top 10 list of dysfunctional, state institutions.

This view of the NHS accords with actual experiences shared by friends & family of poor hygiene, medically incompetent nurses,  and a culture where targets are more important than the patient (particularly when elderly patients require NHS care) and a culture of denial when things go wrong.

But, in reality it’s worse than that. The real cost of the NHS is not transparent. The nation is probably not getting a good deal from the extra billions which New Labour has poured into the NHS over the last decade.

Just one example is the I.T. project “Connecting for Health“, intended to deliver computer systems and services to improve how patient information is stored and accessed. The new system is supposed to link 30,000 GPs to nearly 300 hospitals across England, providing NHS staff with instant access to the medical notes of 50,000 patients at every stage of diagnosis, treatment and discharge. It’s already 4 years late but, most non NHS observers believe this is fantasy. The Government claim to have spent £12.9 billion on the system though some MP’s assess it to be closer to £20 billion.

A Committee of MPs politely says:

The programme is not providing value for money at present . . . Unless the position on care records system deployments improves appreciably in the very near future (ie within the next six months), the Department of Health should assess the financial case for allowing [hospital] trusts to put forward applications for central funding for alternative systems.

“Not providing value for money” is code for:…..£12.9 billion has been poured down the NHS drain!  It’s an IT system designed around a centralised NHS organisation model. Critics talk of abandoning this centralised model and letting local NHS Trusts organise their own I.T. requirement.

But there is an alternative model: Google Health & Microsoft Health Vault are both Personal Health Record Systems (PHRs) which put the individual in charge of their own medical data. It facilitates sharing relevant data with whoever you wish but, that’s your choice and no one else’s. Microsft Health Vault & Google Health were released in the USA in beta test stage in October 2007 & May 2008 respectively. I posted last year on the Google Health system launch but, a more recent review of PHR systems by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation says:

These first-generation PHR approaches represent significant progress in using health IT to empower consumers, but they also present several key limitations. Generally, current PHR offerings provide people with access to health care records stored at health care institutions or to freestanding collections of personal health observations. Those that are derived from institutional records generally become inaccessible to patients when they change providers, and those that are freestanding rarely integrate effectively with institutional records. Because many of the current offerings are proprietary in nature, few opportunities exist to build on or customize them to meet the highly diverse needs of different individuals and families.

If PHR products and services are to realize their potential to help people lead healthy lives and become engaged participants in their care, they must evolve in ways that maximize opportunities for innovation in meeting the varied needs of a population that has increasingly diverse health needs and goals. Ideally, PHR systems also should be responsive to patients’ different levels of self-efficacy, health literacy, familial supports, technological fluency and other factors. For any individual, a personal health record in the years to come might encompass the medical records that result from care delivered by multiple health care providers, observations such as weight or glucose readings that a person records directly, and data collected passively in the home and/or work environment by sensors and other biomonitors.

The development of these PHR systems almost guarantees that, even if the NHS system is finally completed by say, 2014, it will be technologically obsolete and modelled around a highly centralised form of governance, inappropriate to the 21st century. By 2014 up to £20 billion will have been flushed down the NHS toilet!

If you want to know more about PHR systems and how the Microsft & Google systems compare read more HERE.

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Pee Power

January 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

So you’re out hiking in the forest listening to your iPod and the battery flatlines. What do you do? The well informed techno eco-warrior simply takes a pee of course!

Ugh! Yep! If your gadget runs out of juice and you have purchased the very latest eco-friendly battery,  all you have to do is pee into it.

The Nopopo battery use a combination of magnesium and carbon that can be mixed with a variety of fluids (including urine) to produce a charge. These batteries only last around 500mAh, significantly less than the typical alkaline AA battery, but much more eco friendly.

But, it seems that further product development may be required to perfect the “topping up” process. Exactly how you get your pee into the battery? The current design looks as if this could be, shall we say…..messy!

I suppose the next big thing will be the NoPooPoo …. Now what could this be used for?

You can buy your NOPOPO Battery ….HERE

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Dumbest Computer Telephone Support Calls

December 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Computer white Tech support: ‘What kind of computer do you have?’
Female customer:‘A white one…’
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Tech support: ‘Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.’
Customer: ‘Your left or my left?’
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Tech Support: “Type ‘fix’ with an ‘f’.”
Customer: “Is that ‘f’ as in ‘fix’?”

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Tech support: ‘Good day. How may I help you?’
Customer: ‘Hello… I can’t print.’
Tech support: ‘Would you click on ’start’ for me and…’
Customer: ‘Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.’
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windows_startTech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”

Customer: “Ok.”

Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”

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Customer: ‘I have problems printing in red…’
Tech support: ‘Do you have a colour printer?’
Customer: ‘Aaaah………………..thank you.’
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Tech Support: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”

Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

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Computer & Teddy BearTech support: ‘What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?’
Customer: ‘A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.’

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