Have you contracted the affluenza virus? Not sure?
Answer ‘yes’ or ‘no’ to the following statements.
I would like to be a wealthy person.
I would like my name known by many people
I would like to successfully hide the signs of ageing
I would like to be admired by many people
I would like to have people comment often about how attractive I look
I like to keep up with fashions in hair and clothing
I would like to have my name appear frequently in the media
I often compare what I own with what others own
Possessions can be just as important as people
Shopping or thinking about what to buy greatly preoccupies me
If a friend can’t help me get ahead in life, I usually end the friendship
I’m less concerned with what work I do than with what I get for it
I admire people who own expensive homes, cars and clothes
My life would be better if I owned certain things I don’t have now
The things I will own will say a lot about how well I’ve done in life
I want a lot of luxury in life.
If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the questions, then it’s said you have the virus.
The more ‘yes’ answered, the higher the viral load and the more depressed you are likely to be.
H/T The Psychologists Blog

2 responses so far ↓
Adam // August 31, 2008 at 2:53 pm |
Excellent post. I’m putting together an article on Affluenza for http://www.twilightearth.com and was wondering if I could link to this article.
Thanks,
Adam
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