Leatherhead Matters

Prisons are to allow inmates, who practice paganism, to keep “magic sticks” under their prison beds. Apparently this protects prisoner’s “human rights”  to practice their chosen religious faith. An oak or, hazel twig or, stick is often used by pagans as a magic wand .

Instructions on how to make your magic wand can be found HERE. Apparently the first step is to go for a walk in the woods or a natural place (how do you do this if you are in prison??)

Perhaps, in these modern times, prisoners do all their shopping on line and can purchase their magic wand at the Magic Wand Shop.

Personally I like the Classic, Handcrafted 14″ wand (shown below). It looks as if it could be useful, not only to cast spells over the prison officers but, also it could double as a gentle “persuader”. To do this you need to hold the thin end of the wand, mutter a pagan oath & strike the wand sharply downwards over the officers head.

“Sorry guv, just practicing my religion”!